just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask
Icarly was fucking terrifying
Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.
Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.
Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.
Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.
Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.
Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?
Neville has, on multiple occasions, used legal loopholes as well as lots of money to endanger and inconvenience the main characters. In short, he is literally indistinguishable from Lex Luthor
so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE.
i did a little test in my drafts:
i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid
Fucking hell?!?!!??
u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes
his dick is where
Santa with that ass so fat
Let me see them buttcheeks clap
on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing
there are a lot of new queen fans now so im legally obligated to show you my favourite queen related video of all time
My last two brain cells hollering at 2am
Much dorky. Many cute.
30-minute-memes